You’re going about your nightly routine, minding your own business.
Then, your phone buzzes.
And then it buzzes again.
Before you can even check them, you have 14 “AHGDSAYGFASLIASF” text messages from friends.
This must mean only one thing: The Coachella lineup has dropped.
You race to your computer faster than you’ve run all winter.
Coachella.com has crashed. That’s right, TOO. MUCH. TRAFFIC.
Never fear, a quick Facebook Newsfeed scan will be just as successful.
Sure enough, already 64 statuses from your friends flipping out posting the link.
You click.
It loads slowly.
TOO slowly.
The anxiety is killing you!
But then… she appears.
“It’s… so… beautiful.”
Your eyes scan the page feverishly.
Arcade Fire.
MGMT.
Ellie Goulding (…oh and Calvin Harris)
Muse.
Wye Oak.
The 1975.
Dillon Francis.
Lorde.
The Knife.
James Vincent McMorrow.
Kate Nash.
Lana Del Rey.
OH MY GOSH OUTKAST.
You’re dead. You have actually died of excitement.
The end. See you in Indio…
The Ginge Binge 